Church Bulletin Announcements

Here are some actual bulletin announcements that were errors...I guess sometimes a few of these are true unfortunately just ask your pastor they can relate to a few of these:

1)Don't let worry kill you -- Let the church help.

2)Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the
community.

3)The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

4)At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
Is Hell?" -- come early and listen to our choir practice.

5)Tuesday at 4:-00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.

6)For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

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